Category: Joke Board
Why Females Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married....
If This Does Not Make You Laugh Out Loud, You Have Lost Your Sense Of Humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him '
MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with
that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said,
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.'
Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and
farted.
Oh, man! That was great!
hahahaha. Nice one Cam!
Great one Cam, thanks.
lol I've heard this one before a friend sent it to me. Nice one inndeed, had me laughing very hard.
I know. That one really made me chortle quite heartily.
Lmaooo! Loved it. Nice one.
lmao cam! just the thing i needed first thing on a monday morning at work. rofl, briliant!
lol; thanks for sharing, cam! hahahahaha.
ahaheheheheahahahahehehe good one!